Why I’m more awesome than you.

I can wrote good
My left eye is amblyopic (I have the real deal ‘Lazy Eye’)
At the same time I’m left-handed
Because I’m left-handed I can read in my dreams
I have weird dreams
I’ve invented ways of sleeping that you’ve never even thought of
The same for sitting
I wear the same clothes everyday
I don’t use ‘a computer’, I use anywhere from 5-25 computers at a time.
I can write a “Hello World” program in 27 languages
I can write well in 7 of those languages
My eyes are heterochromatic, they’re two entirely different colors (green and brown at the same time, amazing)
I can administrate a UNIX system (I could be a sysadmin, oh joy)
I’m so good at networking I get suspended from schools because of it.
I can’t (and thus don’t have to) watch those stupid 3D movies.
I can go for some 72 hours without actually feeling tired.
I have this blog and do absolutely nothing with it
I’m not even done yet