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Don’t even ask if I managed to stay off caffeine. You know the answer without even asking.

I bring to you today a story of immense irony. I am a man who is vehemently against the use of recreational drugs. I think all this drug use in America is the product of an incredibly skewed social system … Continue reading →

So as anyone who has actually read this blog knows (all zero of you), I challenged myself to write something everyday, and post it on my blog, under the category “(K)nightly Writings”. I kept this up for two days, before … Continue reading →

After eight agonizing days of waiting, my shirt named ‘It Came Out of Nowhere’ from shirt.woot.com has arrived. I found it in my mailbox this afternoon, delicately packaged in it’s floppy branded ‘envelope’. I quickly tore at the packaging, failing … Continue reading →

There are many unintended consequences of failed relationships. Some people end up with previously non-existent debts, and feeling as if a part of their being has been ripped from themself. And many many more. One of the most noticeable, after … Continue reading →

I can wrote good My left eye is amblyopic (I have the real deal ‘Lazy Eye’) At the same time I’m left-handed Because I’m left-handed I can read in my dreams I have weird dreams I’ve invented ways of sleeping … Continue reading →

I’ve never spoken of the full list of Principles of Programming, across all architectures and paradigms, languages and cultures. That certainly won’t stop me from trying now though. In order of importance, the two Principles of Programming that I’ve found. … Continue reading →

The ‘Boo Scary Ghost’ Index is defined as the following: “As system designed to help identify people who may require medical attention if they are further deprived of sleep. Say, in a monotone voice, ‘Boo Scary Ghost’ and if the … Continue reading →

A disease of many programmers I would assume, I have a horrible tendency to do things the easiest possible way (requires the least amount of thinking on my part) even if it means doing more work. As an example, this … Continue reading →

As with any recently set-up system, there’s some test data floating around in it. This would happen to be it. #include int main() { std::cout