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Ironic Drugs, Update.
Don’t even ask if I managed to stay off caffeine. You know the answer without even asking.
Ironic Drugs
I bring to you today a story of immense irony. I am a man who is vehemently against the use of recreational drugs. I think all this drug use in America is the product of an incredibly skewed social system … Continue reading
“I suck at writing for long periods of time”
So as anyone who has actually read this blog knows (all zero of you), I challenged myself to write something everyday, and post it on my blog, under the category “(K)nightly Writings”. I kept this up for two days, before … Continue reading
(K)nightly Writings: “Abundant Time-Travellers”
This is what I came up with, after stuggling to think of some kind of interesting plot for a few hours. It’s intended to be a sort of interview of a person who somehow ends up on something like ’60 … Continue reading
(K)nightly Writings: “Last of the Nerds”
It is 4:40 AM. I’m listening to music that at anyother time would be entirely unbearable, in the last 4 hours I’ve watched more than (obtained 100% legally) anime and read more (obtained 100% legally) manga than most people have … Continue reading
(K)nightly Writings
I am in a constant and desparate search of ways to improve my writing. My works are often short, but not neccesarily concise, not to mention written in this annoying condescending tone I can never manage to really get myself … Continue reading
My first (pony)shirt.woot
After eight agonizing days of waiting, my shirt named ‘It Came Out of Nowhere’ from shirt.woot.com has arrived. I found it in my mailbox this afternoon, delicately packaged in it’s floppy branded ‘envelope’. I quickly tore at the packaging, failing … Continue reading
Unintended Consequences
There are many unintended consequences of failed relationships. Some people end up with previously non-existent debts, and feeling as if a part of their being has been ripped from themself. And many many more. One of the most noticeable, after … Continue reading
Why I’m more awesome than you.
I can wrote good My left eye is amblyopic (I have the real deal ‘Lazy Eye’) At the same time I’m left-handed Because I’m left-handed I can read in my dreams I have weird dreams I’ve invented ways of sleeping … Continue reading
Badass Motherfuckery
I’ve never spoken of the full list of Principles of Programming, across all architectures and paradigms, languages and cultures. That certainly won’t stop me from trying now though. In order of importance, the two Principles of Programming that I’ve found. … Continue reading